Europa Universalis 4: Great Game, Zero Stars

Look at a map of Europe in the mid-15th century, and it’s close-enough but a little funny-looking. Spain is in the right place, though there’s a line down the middle separating Castile and Aragon. France is a bit shrunken, and Germany looks like someone threw up a bowl of Lucky Charms. And right between France and the German blob is, uh, something.

“They’re after me lucky HRRRRNGGGGH”